|When I say "Get me a beer..."|
While her old man was making himself a sandwich, Helen picked up a ceramic squirrel and bashed him over the head with it. Then she began stabbing him with the remaining piece. When the po-po arrived they found the man with a large gash from his left shoulder to his chest. Helen claimed he fell and cut himself and that the blood on her hands wasn't his.
She is currently in the Charleston County Jail on $10,000 bond. Her husband will recover. Bet he bails her out and refuses to press charges.