Monday, December 30, 2013

Next Time, Just Get The Beer

When I say "Get me a beer..."
Helen Ann Williams, 44, of North Charleston, SC apparently likes her beer.  And nothing says Christmas cheer like a beer or 12.  On Christmas Eve she sent her common-law husband out to buy beer.  He not only came home late, but without the beer.  Told her the stores were closed.  Helen wasn't happy.

While her old man was making himself a sandwich, Helen picked up a ceramic squirrel and bashed him over the head with it.  Then she began stabbing him with the remaining piece.  When the po-po arrived they found the man with a large gash from his left shoulder to his chest.  Helen claimed he fell and cut himself and that the blood on her hands wasn't his.

She is currently in the Charleston County Jail on $10,000 bond.  Her husband will recover.  Bet he bails her out and refuses to press charges.

4 comments:

fleshpot said...

There's nothing like true love.

kden said...

Can't wait to see what they do for New Year's Eve.

GMoney said...

These people do not respect the gorgeous trees that surround them.

Sherry said...

Next time he'll do what he was told.